is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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