What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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