all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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