In the future we'll all be gay
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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