Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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