Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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