I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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