My friends, they love my intelligence
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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