I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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