That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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