You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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