Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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