Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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