i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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