well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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