Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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