"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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