She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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