i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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