Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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