How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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