2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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