dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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