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Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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