The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We had sex on a dog bed..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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