Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
