Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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