i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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