Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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