I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
