I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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