i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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