he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So much rum. So many feels.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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