Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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