Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
