I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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