I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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