he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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