My nipple is on Facebook.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Who died my cat blue again?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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