i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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