You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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