id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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