Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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