for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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