I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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