Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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