Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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