Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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