I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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