3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
