I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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