found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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