Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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