dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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