You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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