Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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