We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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