I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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